just-as--sane

When I See My Best Friend Crying,

“I’ll be right back, I’m about to kill the nigga who did it”

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uxiebunny:

IS A CHARACTER EVER SO ADORABLE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE THROWING A COMPLETE FIT AND FLIPPING TABLES AND THROWING THINGS AND SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE ALL THE CUTE

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newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

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2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued

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eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

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deal with it: ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot...

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah…

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drowningz:

I can’t tell if I’d eat it or call a vet

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shavingryansprivates:

i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit

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punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

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bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

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